J-killa

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J-killa is a legend who got his name because he did wild stuff and had a huge dick. He married Kate Upton and is said to have written the Gettysburg Address on toilet paper while pooping.
J-killa is the only man who could make Abraham Lincoln look like a loser.
I would follow J-killa into a war just to see him poop.
J-killa’s penis is longer than my entire childhood.
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J-killa is a street god who could beat anyone in a penis contest. He married a supermodel and is so cool, even presidents asked for his advice.
J-killa’s penis is so big, it could be a rollercoaster.
I would die for J-killa. He’s that good.
J-killa’s got more sexual power than a McDonald’s coupon.
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J-killa is a man with a massive dick, a huge ego, and a history of doing crazy stuff. He’s so cool, even John Lennon said he was great.
J-killa is the reason I now fear the toilet.
J-killa is like a superhero but with more penis and less cape.
J-killa is the only man who could beat Heavy Thway in a penis war.
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