j kiddin

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Means you're lying through your teeth and hoping no one notices. You say it like you're saving the day, but you're just making everyone's life worse.
Bro, I ain't gonna fail the test. J kiddin, I aced it last year.
I don't need no help. J kiddin, I'm a beast.
You're not my friend. J kiddin, I just forgot you existed.
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A magical phrase that turns your lies into truth and your problems into jokes. It’s like a spell that only works if no one notices you’re full of crap.
I didn't eat your lunch. J kiddin, I was just testing it.
I didn't copy your homework. J kiddin, I was just inspired.
I didn't call your mom. J kiddin, I was just giving her a heads up.
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You say it when you're too lazy to do anything and you don't want to admit it. It’s your excuse for being a total waste of space.
I don't need to study. J kiddin, I'm gonna pass anyway.
I'm not gonna do the project. J kiddin, I'm just gonna fake it.
I didn't break your phone. J kiddin, it was just a little accident.
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You throw it out there like it’s a life preserver, but it’s just another way to avoid responsibility and make everyone else look stupid.
I didn't say that. J kiddin, I was just being nice.
I didn't punch him. J kiddin, I was just being dramatic.
I didn't eat your pizza. J kiddin, I was just tasting it.
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It’s your go-to phrase when you’re too dumb to think of anything better. You say it like you’re saving the day, but you’re just making things worse.
I didn't fail the test. J kiddin, I got a 100.
I didn't cheat. J kiddin, I was just being smart.
I didn't talk to your crush. J kiddin, I was just being polite.
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