J Keith Rudd

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A high-pitched crybaby with a face like a sad potato who screams about everything and loves getting it on with big black men.

J Keith Rudd just cried in the hallway because his snack was a little burnt.

He texted me: 'Why is my life so hard? I can't even breathe right.'

He got excited when a big black man asked him to come over.

A tiny, annoying human who goes on and on about how bad everything is and gets all worked up over sex with big black men.

He yelled at the sky because his math test was a 72.

He sent a DM: 'This day is the worst day ever. I hate life.'

He got a hard-on just thinking about big black men.

A tiny, loud, whiny little turd who talks too much and gets a boner whenever he sees a big black man.

He screamed at the lunch lady because the pizza had a little cheese on it.

He texted me: 'I'm dying. I can't take it anymore.'

He got all flirty when a big black man walked into the room.