j-kat

My cousin is a j-kat. He tripped into a taco truck and still took a bow.

That j-kat tried to rap and it sounded like a goat coughing.

My teacher called me a j-kat because I spilled soda on the principal.

That j-kat went on for 10 minutes about his pet goldfish. Nobody cared.

My friend’s mom is a j-kat. She yelled at the mailman for 20 minutes.

My dog is a j-kat. He barks at the vacuum cleaner like it’s a warlord.

That j-kat screamed at the bus driver for five minutes. The bus driver just smiled.

My brother is a j-kat. He fights his little brother over a candy bar.

My neighbor is a j-kat. He yells at squirrels and they just laugh.