J. Jonah Jameson

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J. Jonah Jameson is the boss of Spider-Man who yells at him every day and calls him a pest. He’s also the guy who screams at pictures on social media like they personally insulted him.
J. Jonah Jameson DMs me: 'SHOW ME THE PICTURE OR I WILL YELL AT YOU!'
He posted a tweet: 'SPIDER-MAN IS A FRAUD AND I WILL PROVE IT WITH A PICTURE.'
He screamed at a photo of a spider: 'THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD PICTURE!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J. Jonah Jameson is a tiny, angry man who runs a newspaper and hates Spider-Man more than he loves his own face.
He wrote an article: 'SPIDER-MAN IS A LITTLE BRAT WHO NEEDS TO BE YELLED AT.'
He sent a letter to the editor: 'I HATE SPIDER-MAN MORE THAN I HATE PIZZA.'
He saw a picture of Spider-Man and screamed: 'I WILL YELL AT THIS PICTURE UNTIL IT DIES!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If someone screams at you for a picture on social media, they're a J. Jonah Jameson. It’s a title, like a king or a madman.
He posted: 'I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE AND I AM NOT HAPPY.'
He sent a tweet: 'WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE AND NOT ME?'
He yelled at a photo: 'I WILL YELL AT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE A SMASHED PICTURE!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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