J-Jogging

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When you run like a crazy man while you squeeze your noodle like it’s your last day on Earth.

Bro, I did J-Jogging for three miles and still had time to text my ex.

My dog saw me J-Jogging and ran away screaming.

I J-Jogged so hard I got a medal from my mom and a lecture from my dad.

Running while you get your rocks off. It’s like a workout and a peep show in one.

I J-Jogged during my lunch break and now my coworkers think I’m a lunatic.

My neighbor saw me J-Jogging and called the police.

I did J-Jogging so fast my pants fell off.

A fancy way of saying you’re running and doing something stupid with your private parts at the same time.

I J-Jogged so much my legs were sore and my brain was confused.

My J-Jogging got so intense my neighbor started crying.

I J-Jogged in front of my teacher and got detention.