J-Jitters

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When you shake like a nervous squirrel after taking a hit of something strong. It makes you feel awesome at first but turns you into a laughingstock if you do it in public.
My cousin started J-Jitters after his first hit of glitter and it looked like he was having a seizure.
At the party, my friend did J-Jitters so hard he knocked over the punch bowl and got glitter in his pants.
I did J-Jitters in the middle of math class and my teacher gave me a detention for being a glittery idiot.
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A stupid dance that white people do when they think they’re cool. Arms flail like they’ve been hit by a fan, and they ignore the beat like it’s a suggestion.
My aunt did the J-Jitters at the wedding and it looked like she was being chased by a chicken.
At the club, my cousin tried to J-Jitters and just looked like a confused flamingo.
My dad did the J-Jitters at my mom’s birthday party and got kicked out for being a disgrace.
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