J is the new K

when you're too lazy to type out okay but still too proud to say ‘k’ and end up pressing ‘j’ because your finger is drunk

you try to say ‘k’ but your brain is high on pizza and your finger thinks it’s a game show

you hit the ‘j’ key like it owes you money and now your whole chat thinks you’re a fool

you're too tired to type and your finger is like, ‘why not hit j?’ and now your friend is confused

you meant to say ‘k’ but your finger is a rebel and said ‘j’ instead, and now you're both mad

you’re too busy being cool to type properly and just hit ‘j’ because you think it’s a flex