Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for Jack in the Box, but also means Jack in the crack, because he's always getting caught with his pants down.

He got caught j in the b by the cop. Again.

Jack in the crack is my new favorite nickname for him.

He’s j in the b every time he walks into the store.

2

When you’re too lazy to wait for the bathroom to be free, so you just j in the b and hope no one walks in.

He was j in the b when the boss walked in. He got fired.

She j in the b and got caught by the principal.

I was j in the b and got a nasty surprise.

3

A double bourbon and ginger ale, also known as a Jim Bean drink. It’s the drink of the lazy and the warm.

I drank a j in the b and felt like a king.

She ordered a j in the b and said it was her favorite.

He drank a j in the b and forgot his own name.

4

The best brand of whiskey. It’s so good, it makes you want to punch your ex.

That j in the b whiskey is the best I’ve ever had.

I would punch my ex for a bottle of j in the b.

He swears by j in the b, and I believe him.

5

Singing 'j-o on the j-o-b' means you’re being a lazy ass at work and wasting everyone’s time.

He was j in the b at work and got yelled at.

She was j in the b and took forever to finish her lunch.

They were j in the b and got paid for it.

6

A weirdo who cuts apples with a knife and eats them like they’re fancy. Also has a hot sister who’s an inch shorter but acts like a queen.

That j in the b is so weird, he cuts apples with a knife.

She’s a j in the b and has a hot sister.

He’s a j in the b and he chews plastic spoons for fun.

7

A soap stone document that means you’re smoking a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It’s like a weird way to say you’re high.

He used a j in the b soap stone document to say he was high.

She smoked a blunt and called it a j in the b.

He used a soap stone document and got caught.