Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so drunk you think the ceiling is a pizza and you try to eat it. You’re screaming nonsense and maybe you threw up on someone’s shoes.

I J Humped so hard I tried to kiss the toilet.

He J Humped at the party and told my mom he was the president.

She J Humped and tried to text her ex using a chicken leg.

2

You’re so wasted you think your best friend is a raccoon and you’re fighting over who gets the last French fry.

I J Humped and called my dad a taco.

He J Humped and tried to eat my homework.

She J Humped and cried because the sky was blue.

3

You’re so drunk you think your phone is a monster and you’re trying to beat it with a spoon.

I J Humped and tried to marry my sock.

He J Humped and yelled at the fridge.

She J Humped and tried to ride a chair like a horse.

4

You’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you’re fighting a invisible enemy with a sock.

I J Humped and told my teacher I was a ninja.

He J Humped and tried to punch a wall with his feet.

She J Humped and tried to dance with a chair.

5

You’re so drunk you think your pants are on fire and you’re screaming for help from the ceiling.

I J Humped and tried to eat my brother’s face.

He J Humped and yelled at the TV like it was his enemy.

She J Humped and tried to text her dog.