J. Hugh

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A giant softball of a human. Can mold to any situation like a wet noodle. Everyone loves them, but they’re basically a walking snack bar.

J. Hugh walked into a room and immediately made everyone feel comfortable. Like, really comfortable. Too comfortable.

At the party, J. Hugh was the reason no one fought. He just sat there like a soggy biscuit.

J. Hugh showed up to the meeting in pajamas and no one said a word. They just nodded.

A human so soft, they can bend like a pretzel and still be friendly. They’re basically the reason everyone is nice to each other.

J. Hugh was the only one who could calm down the entire office during the big fight. He just smiled and said, 'Hey, guys, I brought donuts.'

J. Hugh walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then he said, 'Hi,' and everyone started laughing.

J. Hugh showed up to the argument and just sat there, eating a muffin. The problem solved itself.

A human so fluffy, they could be a pillow. They’re easygoing, and everyone thinks they’re a legend.

J. Hugh showed up to the fight and said, 'Hey, I can be a pillow if you want.' The fight ended immediately.

J. Hugh walked into the meeting and everyone just said, 'Oh, it’s you.' Then they all smiled and went back to work.

J. Hugh was the reason no one got fired. He just stood there and said, 'I like everyone here.'