j hopping

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When you fake your mom out by pretending to practice your basketball shot, but really you're just trying to avoid doing chores.
My little bro was j hopping in the driveway like it was the NBA finals. I told him to get back in the house and do his math homework.
She said she was j hopping for the state championship. I said, 'You're not even tall enough to touch the backboard.'
He j hopped in front of the teacher and said, 'I'm ready for the big leagues.' The teacher said, 'Go back to the bus.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you're on a mountain bike and you're so desperate to look cool that you yank the handlebars up like you're trying to tear the sky apart.
He did a j hop over a log and fell in a mud pit. I laughed so hard I cried.
She j hopped over a tree and landed on a squirrel. The squirrel ran away and she looked like a fool.
He j hopped over a rock and broke his bike. He said it was worth it. I said, 'No it wasn't.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you call a bunnyhop if you're too lazy to remember the real name and you just say 'j hop' because it sounds cooler.
He did a j hop and said, 'I'm a BMX legend.' I said, 'You're a BMX disaster.'
She did a j hop and landed perfectly. I said, 'You're a legend.' She said, 'I'm just a regular person with a bike.'
He said, 'I'm doing a j hop.' I said, 'You're doing a bunnyhop. Just admit it.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny woman who looks like she was made by a guy who didn’t know what he was doing. She’s quiet, mysterious, and probably knows more about you than you know about yourself.
She walked in and everyone was like, 'Who the hell is that?' I said, 'That’s a j hop.'
He tried to flirt with her and she just stared at him like he was a lost puppy.
She sat in the corner and no one said a word. I said, 'That’s a j hop.' She said, 'You’re just a j hop.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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