j-hop

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When you yank the handlebars like a confused goat trying to jump over a fence that’s about to hit you in the face.

My bike nearly exploded when I did a j-hop over that curb like I was trying to kill it.

He pulled up so hard, I thought his arms were gonna pop off.

I did a j-hop so bad, my front wheel did a backflip.

What a BMX rider calls a bunnyhop when they’re too lazy to say the real name and also too cool for school.

She did a j-hop and I felt my soul leave my body.

He called it a j-hop and I called him a joker.

My friend did a j-hop and I did a faceplant.

When you figure out which hop to do before you shoot, like you're trying to look cool in front of your friend who thinks you're a total dork.

I did a j-hop before I shot and my friend laughed at me like I was a baby.

He did a j-hop and missed the shot, but still looked cool.

I did a j-hop and my ball went in the trash.

A tiny woman who looks like she could be a sidekick in a superhero movie, but instead she just stares at you like you owe her money.

She walked in and I immediately felt like I was in trouble.

I tried to flirt with her, and she just looked at me like I was a bad debt.

She sat next to me and I felt like I was in a interrogation.