Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy's wiener curls like a J when it gets hard. It looks like someone drew a J with a meat pencil.

My buddy's dong looked like a J when he saw his ex.

I told my brother his boner was doing the J for his old lady.

My teacher's wiener did the J when he saw the principal.

2

You stick your finger up a woman's snatch and make a J to tickle her G-spot until she loses her mind and yells ‘FUCK ME NOW’.

I did a J-hook on my crush and she screamed ‘FUCK ME NOW’ in the hallway.

My cousin did a J-hook on his girlfriend and got caught by her mom.

I did a J-hook on my teacher and she gave me a detention.

3

A weak try at a donut. The car spins 270 degrees and looks like a failure. Real donuts are 360s and look cool.

My friend tried a J-hook donut and ended up in the ditch.

I did a J-hook donut and my car hit a tree.

My brother tried a J-hook donut and got a ticket.

4

Using your pinky to poke a girl's butt while you're having sex. It’s like doing the J sign in sign language, but in a toilet.

My friend did a J-hook with his pinky and got caught by his sister.

I did a J-hook with my pinky and it felt awesome.

My cousin did a J-hook with his pinky and it was the worst.

5

When a guy’s dong curls like a J, it’s like it got hit by a wave and bent sideways.

My brother’s dong looked like a J when he saw his crush.

I did a J-hook and my dong looked like a J.

My friend’s dong did the J and he looked like a fool.

6

A poopy that lands in the toilet and looks like the letter J. It’s like a squatty pooper doing a J.

I did a J-hook poopy and it looked like a J in the toilet.

My brother did a J-hook poopy and it made a mess.

My friend did a J-hook poopy and it was the worst.

7

A wiener that bends like a J partway through. It’s like it got stuck in a door and twisted.

My brother’s dong looked like a J and it was awesome.

I did a J-hook and my wiener bent like a J.

My friend’s wiener was a J and it was the best.