j-hood

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the shortest member of d-block who spits rhymes so good it makes the rest of d-block look like they failed sixth grade
he dropped a verse so fire it made the whole block smell like burnt hair
he flows so smooth it’s like watching a kid eat a whole pizza in one bite
he’s the only one in d-block who can rhyme 'toilet paper' with 'shoe lace' and not get laughed at
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when you shave your pubes in the student house bathroom and leave a hairy mess so bad the sink turns into a hair clog and no one can fix it
you shaved your pubes and the sink looked like it had a hair clog from hell
you left a hairy disaster and the sink was so clogged it made the whole house smell like a hairball
you forgot to clean up and the sink was so clogged it looked like it had a hairy baby in there
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