Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A chunk of work that’s so bad, it smells like a rotten sandwich.

My boss gave me a j-hob that made me want to quit.

That j-hob was worse than my ex’s cooking.

I got a j-hob so big, I had to borrow my dog’s pants.

2

A task so stupid, even the janitor would laugh at it.

That j-hob was so dumb, I almost told my mom.

My j-hob was like getting yelled at by a chicken.

I did a j-hob so bad, my plants quit on me.

3

A job that makes you want to punch the clock and then run away.

I did a j-hob so hard, my hands were sore for a week.

That j-hob made me wish I was a robot.

My j-hob was so tough, I cried like a baby.

4

A task that’s so annoying, it gives you a headache and a side of rage.

That j-hob was so annoying, I wanted to scream.

My j-hob gave me a headache and a side of embarrassment.

I did a j-hob so bad, my neighbor called the cops.

5

A piece of work that’s so bad, it deserves a standing ovation for being so terrible.

That j-hob was so bad, it needed a standing ovation.

I did a j-hob so bad, my dog left me.

My j-hob was so bad, my mom called my boss.

6

A task that makes you wish you were dead and buried.

That j-hob was so bad, I wanted to die.

I did a j-hob so bad, I was dead by lunch.

My j-hob was so bad, even the ghosts were tired of it.