J-Hatch

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When a girl’s hair is so nappy it looks like it was cursed by a witch

My cousin showed up with a J-Hatch and I almost called 911

She tried to do her hair and it looked like a cat threw up on her head

I saw my aunt and she looked like she had a squirrel in her hair

When a girl’s hair is so messy it looks like she was hit by a tornado in a bakery

My friend just threw her hair in a bun and it looked like a raccoon made it

I saw her in the morning and she looked like she had a pillow fight with her hair

She didn’t even brush it and it looked like a mess of spaghetti

When a girl’s hair is so wild it looks like it has a life of its own and is plotting against her

Her hair looked like it was trying to escape from her head

It looked like a squirrel had taken over her head and was building a nest

She walked in and it looked like her hair had a side hustle

When a girl’s hair looks like it was stolen from a squirrel’s tail and glued to her head

Her hair looked like a squirrel had a meltdown on her head

It looked like it had been dragged through a forest

She looked like she had a squirrel in her hair and it was screaming

When someone tries to sell fake dreams to young black kids just to make money off of them

He’s just a culture vulture selling fake dreams to kids

He’s like a snake selling dreams to young black kids

He’s making money off kids while pretending to be cool