j-hat on da bozak

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A loud warning from a parent telling a kid to not get pregnant or get caught with no pants on.

Mom: 'J-hat on da bozak, or I'm telling your math teacher you failed because you were too busy getting knocked up.'

Dad: 'You think you're slick, but I've seen you eat three hot dogs in one sitting. J-hat on da bozak.'

Uncle Steve: 'You're gonna be a dad before you finish middle school if you don't listen. J-hat on da bozak!'

A shout from a grown-up telling a kid to stop being stupid and use a rubber before they end up with a kid.

Aunt Lisa: 'You're gonna be stuck with a kid before you graduate. J-hat on da bozak!'

Cousin Jamal: 'You're gonna be the guy who gets stuck with the baby. J-hat on da bozak!'

Grandma: 'I've seen worse, but this is gonna be bad. J-hat on da bozak.'

A funny way for grown-ups to tell kids they're being dumb and need to stop getting knocked up.

Teacher: 'You're gonna be stuck with a kid before you finish algebra. J-hat on da bozak!'

Friend: 'You're gonna be the guy who gets stuck with the baby. J-hat on da bozak!'

Brother: 'You're gonna be the one who ends up with a kid. J-hat on da bozak!'