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A girl who texts a guy nonstop for hours even when he’s at work and she’s sitting on her couch eating chips. Then yells at him when he doesn’t reply fast enough because she’s too lazy to do anything else.

Hey why didn't you text me back like 20 times ago? I was bored and I needed a distraction

I just sent you 17 messages and you're still at work? You're dead

You didn’t reply to my 10th message? You’re ignoring me because you’re too busy being a man

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A woman who texts a man until his phone explodes. Then she screams at him because he didn’t reply fast enough. She’s too lazy to leave her house and doesn’t care about his life.

I sent you 20 texts and you didn’t reply. Are you dead or just too busy being a man?

Your phone is broken and you still didn’t reply. What is wrong with you?

You didn’t text me back even though I sent you a message at 3 a. m. You’re a monster

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A girl who texts a guy until he loses his mind. She’s too busy eating snacks and being lazy to care that he’s working. Then she yells at him for not replying fast enough.

Why didn’t you reply to my 11th message? I was bored and I needed a distraction

You didn’t text me back even though I sent you 12 messages. You’re a monster

You’re at work and I’m at home eating chips. You didn’t reply? You’re dead

by Slangipedia 10d ago