J Guri

J Guri is the only reason I passed algebra. He said the math problems were 'for f***ing dummies.'

My mom called J Guri a 'god' after he turned my brother into a vegetable during a video game battle.

J Guri isn’t just a god, he’s a god with a side hustle as a punchline machine.

J Guri walked into class and said, 'I’m here to teach you. Or I’ll f***ing destroy you.'

He called my math teacher 'a f***ing glorified calculator.'

J Guri doesn’t follow rules, he makes rules and then laughs at them.

J Guri said the clouds were 'just fluff for lazy gods.'

He told the sun to take a break because 'it was f***ing boring.'

He turned my science project into a thunderstorm just because he felt like it.

J Guri stole my lunch and said, 'This is f***ing gourmet.'

He took my snack and turned it into a meme.

He took my money and my dignity and left me with a side of sarcasm.

J Guri sat on a chair and said, 'You’re all f***ing peasants.'

He didn’t even use a throne, just a chair and a f***ing attitude.

He turned my desk into a throne and said, 'This is my new office.'

J Guri said, 'Your mom on a Monday is f***ing weak.'

He called my mom 'a god in training.'

He turned my Monday into a Monday from hell.