j-gregin

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

Trying to flirt with girls who are still in middle school and probably still eating lunch in the cafeteria.

Hey, you’re cute. Want to be my girlfriend? I’ll text you during math class.

I saw you eating pizza. You’re my new favorite person. Let’s hang out after school.

You’re in my class. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend whether you like it or not.

Looking for a girl who’s still young enough to not know what a bad decision is yet.

You’re my new crush. Let’s be boyfriend and girlfriend. I promise I won’t make you do anything weird.

You’re still in middle school. That means you’re still easy to flirt with.

I’m gonna ask you out. You’re gonna say yes. That’s how it works.

Chasing girls who still think getting a lunch from the vending machine is a big deal.

You’re cute. Let’s be boyfriend and girlfriend. I’ll buy you a soda from the vending machine.

You’re in my class. That means we can be boyfriend and girlfriend. It’s the only way this works.

I saw you get a soda. You’re my new favorite person. Let’s be boyfriend and girlfriend.