j g melon's

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a fancy burger place on the east side that gives kids free drinks at 2 a. m. and makes preppies look like they just woke up from a nightmare.

I got a burger so big I had to walk home like a cow.

That place is the only reason I passed algebra.

I ate so much I got a free drink and a lecture from my mom.

a spot where burgers are legendary and preppies are louder than your mom when she finds out you failed math.

That burger had so much cheese it looked like a cheese factory exploded.

I got kicked out for talking too loud and eating too fast.

The burger was so good I forgot my homework.

a fancy restaurant that serves burgers and drinks to kids who don’t care about getting caught, and preppies who think they’re cool.

I got a burger, a soda, and a warning from the manager.

That place is the only reason I don’t hate school.

I ate so much I got a free drink and a badge of honor.