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When two fake virgins try to keep it clean, the guy grabs the girl’s butt and stuffs his thing in there like a greasy pizza and goes wild until he blasts everywhere. It’s the worst when your friends laugh at you in the backseat like it’s a comedy show.
My friend tried to stay a virgin and now he’s covered in sauce.
She was trying to look innocent, but her face said otherwise.
He blasted all over her shirt and his friends laughed like hyenas.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Getting fucked in the butt with hot gravy like it’s a bad breakfast. No lube. Just syrup and shame.
He used gravy instead of lube and now he smells like a breakfast buffet.
She looked like she had a soup spill on her back.
He tried to be smooth, but it was just a messy mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tweet Ariana Grande sent in 2018 that was so confusing it made people think she was high. It was just her retweeting herself like it was a big deal.
She posted a tweet, then retweeted it like it was a secret.
It was just a tweet, but people thought it was magic.
She confused everyone with a tweet and a retweet.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The 45th president who took the country from okay to total disaster. He didn’t just screw it up, he made it look bad while doing it.
He took the country from okay to a total mess.
He didn’t just fail, he made it look stupid.
He turned the U. S. into a joke and laughed about it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube. Like someone took a soup pot and used it as a love potion.
He used gravy like it was lube and now he smells like a restaurant.
She was covered in soup and looked like she had a bad meal.
He used a sauce instead of lube and now he’s a mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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