J. Foxing

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J. Foxing is when you flip the bird with your hand shaped like a fox and glare at someone like Judge Judy on a bad day. It’s the ultimate middle finger with a side of sass.
I J. Foxed my brother when he spilled soda on my homework.
My teacher J. Foxed me for talking during the test.
I J. Foxed my crush when he asked me out during math class.
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Michael J. Fox is the guy who made us all wish we were a cool kid in the ’80s. He had the looks, the charm, and the timing, but then life threw him a curveball and he had to deal with Parkinson’s like the rest of us deal with bad hair days.
Michael J. Fox is the reason I watched Family Ties every week.
Back to the Future made me want to invent a DeLorean.
He’s the only guy who could make me care about time travel.
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The anti-Elvis is like the worst version of Elvis if Elvis was a bad kid who failed math and wore socks with sandals.
Michael J. Fox is the anti-Elvis, and I hate him for it.
He’s the only person who could make Elvis look good.
If Elvis was a bad kid, he’d be Michael J. Fox.
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He’s the guy who looks like he just got out of a meeting and is about to get into another one. Always rushing, never relaxed, and definitely not cool.
Michael J. Fox looked like he was late for a meeting during his commercial.
He always looked like he had somewhere to be.
He’s the guy who makes you wish you had a time machine.
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The anti-Elvis is the evil twin of Elvis. He has no Elvis in him. He’s the only person in the universe who doesn’t want to be Elvis, and that’s just sad.
Michael J. Fox is the anti-Elvis, and I don’t know why he even exists.
He’s like Elvis’s worst enemy.
He’s the only person who could make Elvis look good.
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J. Foxing is when your body shakes like a spaz because you’re either nervous, excited, or just plain shook.
I J. Foxed during my big presentation.
He J. Foxed when he saw his crush in the hallway.
She J. Foxed when she got the good news.
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