J for J

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Just kidding, but you know it's really just a way to avoid being called out for being an idiot.
J said he was joking, but we all know he just didn't want to admit he got caught cheating.
She said J was just joking, but he was clearly lying to avoid getting in trouble.
J said he was joking, but he was just too scared to admit he messed up.
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A guy who had all the skills but was too full of himself to use them properly. He’s cool, but he’s also a mess.
J was the best player on the team, but he never shut up about it.
J was awesome, but he acted like he was the only one who mattered.
J had the talent, but he was too busy thinking he was god to actually do anything.
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A hand-rolled smoke stick that J made with his own hands, full of garbage and pride.
J rolled that J-J with his own hands and it was full of stuff that would make you cough for a week.
That J-J was so bad it smelled like a trash can in a basement.
J rolled that J-J and it was like smoking a cloud of regret.
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When someone gives you a blow job, but their mouth is like a smoothie with no pulp, no teeth, no flavor, just pure disappointment.
He gave me a J-J, and it was like licking a smoothie straw.
That J-J was so bad it felt like I was eating a smoothie with no pulp.
She gave me a J-J and I could’ve used a toothbrush for extra flavor.
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A drink that is half orange, half blueberry, and also half stupid because it was invented in a tiny coffee shop in Colorado.
That J-J was invented in a tiny café in Colorado and it’s terrible.
That J-J tastes like it was made by a kid who doesn’t know what juice is.
The J-J was supposed to be cool, but it just tasted like a fruit experiment.
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A joint and a jerk, like a high and a bad attitude all in one.
He had a J-J and acted like he was the king of the world.
That J-J was like getting high and getting yelled at in the same moment.
He hit that J-J and immediately started being a pain in the neck.
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A drink that is half orange, half blueberry, but it’s also a bit of a joke because it’s the same thing twice.
That J-J is just orange and blueberry juice, and it’s kind of a waste.
The J-J was the same thing twice, like they didn’t even try.
That J-J was just a repeat of the same thing, and it was kind of stupid.
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