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You insult someone just to get them to give you a blowjob or let you touch their junk

Hey babe, you look like a donkey in a beauty pageant. Want to make this easier?

You’re uglier than my ex’s grandma. Let’s skip the insults and get to the good stuff.

If you don’t let me touch your thighs, I’ll tell your mom you’re a pervert.

You cuss someone out just so you can get a hand job or a kiss

You’re so fat, you could be a couch. Let me give you a back massage… with my hand.

If you don’t give me a blowjob, I’ll tell your boss you’re late to work again.

You’re a disgrace. Now shut up and let me touch your hair.

You mock someone for a good reason, so you can get a hug, a kiss, or a butt poke

You’re so short, you’re like a kid. Now let me poke your butt.

You’re dumber than a chicken. Let me kiss you to make you smart.

You’re the worst. Now let me hug you and pretend I like you.

You swear at someone to get them to let you touch their junk or give you a kiss

You’re so ugly, you make my dog sad. Now give me a kiss.

You’re so dumb, you could be a brick. Let me touch your junk.

You’re the worst. Now shut up and let me give you a hand job.

You insult someone just to get a hug, a kiss, or a hand job

You’re so fat, you could be a donut. Now let me give you a hug.

You’re so ugly, you could be a ghost. Let me kiss you.

You’re so dumb, you could be a brick. Now let me touch your junk.