J feet

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A person whose feet look like they’ve been stepped on by a donkey, run over by a bus, and then left in a garbage can for a week. Usually comes from a family so bad, it’s like they all share the same toilet.
My cousin’s J feet are so bad, I think he’s related to the guy who invented the mop.
She showed me her J feet and I almost cried.
My J feet are so bad, I think my shoes are trying to escape.
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J’s are just a fancy name for Jordan sneakers. When someone says ‘J’s on my feet,’ they mean they’re wearing the most expensive sneakers ever, or they just stole them from their brother.
He said ‘J’s on my feet’ and I knew he was about to flex hard.
She walked in with J’s on her feet and I immediately felt ugly.
He’s got J’s on his feet, and I still have to wear my old sneakers.
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