j. fed

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A person who hangs out with hephalumps and woozles, like they're the cool kids at the most embarrassing middle school party ever.
@jfed is at the mall with a hephalump and a woozle. They’re all pretending they’re in a movie.
J fed was seen talking to a hephalump in the cafeteria. It was like a horror movie.
J fed is now friends with a woozle. They’re both going to get expelled.
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When you’re so obsessed with old episodes of Boy Meets World, you’d rather die than watch anything new. Also, what you yell when cops show up to ruin your illegal snack deal.
I was watching Boy Meets World for six hours straight. I forgot my mom was yelling at me.
J fed screamed, ‘I’M NOT DONE WITH THIS EPISODE YET!’ when the cops came in.
He yelled ‘WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!’ as the cops took his snack stash.
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A fancy, dirty word for a fag. Like someone who’s too weak to stand up for themselves and just cries when they lose a video game.
J fed called me a fag because I beat him at Mario Kart.
He said I was a fag for eating my sandwich in front of him.
He called me a fag and cried when I won the game.
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