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The best man I ever had the balls to call mine. The only man I’ll ever need to call mine because I’m done with all the other losers.
He’s the only guy who brought me pizza when I got fired. The rest just sent flowers. Bunch of pansies.
He knows my secrets and my bad habits. And he still loves me. That’s more than I can say for my ex.
He’s the only one who didn’t laugh when I cried in public. He just pulled me into a hug and said, ‘You’re still my favorite idiot.’