Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You chug like a fire hydrant and your brain explodes

I drank 10 beers in 10 minutes. My brain was a mess.

I tried to drink a whole bottle of vodka. I passed out in the hallway.

I drank so fast I forgot my own name.

2

You drink until you're a walking disaster

I drank until I fell off the couch. It was epic.

I drank so much I walked into the fridge. Classic.

I drank until I talked to my mom's cat.

3

You guzzle like you're trying to kill the bottle

I drank like I was trying to murder the bottle. It was a battle.

I drank so fast the bottle cried.

I guzzled until my face turned red. It was glorious.

4

You drink so much you become a human waterfall

I drank so much I spewed everywhere. It was a disaster.

I became a human waterfall and spilled drinks on my friend.

I drank until my mouth was a fountain.

5

You drink until your brain is a scrambled egg

I drank so much my brain was a scrambled egg. I couldn't think straight.

I drank until I saw my mom's cat talking to me.

I drank so much I forgot how to walk.

6

You drink like you're racing the clock and your bladder

I drank like I was in a race against my bladder. I lost.

I drank so fast I had to pee in the kitchen.

I drank like I was trying to beat the clock. I failed.