J Douchebag

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a j douchebag is a guy named jack or jamie who thinks he's the best and will lie cheat and ruin your day just for fun. you have to be a brainless idiot to fall for this trash.
jack said he'd help me with my math test, then he failed it and told the teacher i cheated.
jamie called me a loser for no reason and then asked me for a dollar.
jake said he'd come to my birthday party, then he texted me 10 minutes before it started saying he was busy.
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a j douchebag is a guy with a j name who thinks he's cool but is actually a total piece of garbage. he'll steal your snacks and blame you for it.
jason took my pizza and said i was being greedy.
james texted me saying he was coming over but then never showed up.
josh said he'd help me with my homework, then he copied mine and got an a.
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a j douchebag is a name-starting-with-j guy who will do anything to make you look bad. he'll lie cheat and laugh at you like you're a baby.
james told the teacher i was cheating, then he failed the test.
jason said he was my best friend, then he told everyone i was a nerd.
jake called me a baby for no reason and then said he was better than me.
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a j douchebag is a jack or jamie who will cheat lie and play you like you're a fool. you have to be a total idiot to believe him.
jack said he was going to the store, then he came home and said i was being annoying.
jamie copied my essay and got an a, then he called me a cheater.
jason said he was my friend, then he told my teacher i was being rude.
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a j douchebag is a guy named jack or jamie who thinks he's the king of the world. he'll lie cheat and make you feel like a total idiot.
jack said he was going to win the game, then he lost and said i was being unfair.
jamie said he was going to come to my party, then he didn't show up and said i was boring.
jason said he was going to help me with my math, then he failed and said i was stupid.
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