J-douche

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a guy who's got more cum in his pants than a grandma at a bingo night and can draw better than your art teacher
He drew a mustache on my face with a marker and called it a masterpiece.
He told my mom he was going to be a rockstar and then asked for my number.
He texted me a picture of his lunch and said it was a modern art piece.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a man who's had sex with more women than your dad has beers in his fridge and can paint like a toddler with a crayon and a death wish
He painted my bedroom and it looked like a war zone.
He told my sister he was going to be a famous artist and then asked her to be his muse.
He drew a portrait of my dog and it looked like a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a guy who can draw a mustache on your face and make it look like a masterpiece, and has had more sex than your uncle on a Saturday night
He drew a portrait of my mom and it looked like a crying potato.
He told my brother he was going to be a famous artist and then asked for his number.
He drew my face on a pizza and called it a modern art masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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