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When an old person gets the food jitters and is so hungry on a hot day they turn into a screaming lunatic and yell at everyone who drives slow.

I saw a man throw a soda can at a truck because it was going 20 mph.

My grandma yelled at a pigeon for blocking her path to the donut shop.

He honked at a kid for walking in front of his car like it was a personal attack.

An ancient human gets so hungry on a hot day they lose their mind and start screaming at the sun and everyone who passes by.

My grandpa yelled at the sky because he couldn’t find a burger place.

She threw a banana at a traffic light because it wasn’t green.

He flipped his car because a person walked in front of him like it was a crime.

When an old person is so hungry they turn into a monster and bite anyone who doesn’t give them food fast enough on a hot day.

He bit a kid for not moving out of the way fast enough.

She grabbed a donut from a stranger’s hand like it was a war prize.

He screamed at a hot dog cart for being too far away.