J DOGG THE SUPERHERO

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when you get laid by a guy who looks like a Neanderthal and he shoves bison meat in your mouth while giving you a dirty sanchez and finger-fucks your ear like it's a cheeseburger.
I had J DOGG THE SUPERHERO for breakfast and it felt like I was being eaten by a dinosaur.
That caveman gave me a dirty sanchez and I didn't even bring a fork.
He fed me bison meat and then finger-fucked my ear so hard I got a nosebleed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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when you sleep with a guy who smells like a swamp and he stuffs bison meat down your throat while giving you a dirty sanchez and finger-fucks your ear like it's a donut.
He smelled like a swamp and gave me a dirty sanchez like I was his first victim.
I had bison meat stuffed down my throat and got a finger-fuck in my ear.
That guy looked like a caveman, smelled like a swamp, and finger-fucked my ear.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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when you get it on with a guy who looks like a cave painting and he shoves bison meat in your face while giving you a dirty sanchez and finger-fucks your ear like it's a pizza.
He looked like a cave painting, gave me a dirty sanchez, and I got bison meat in my face.
That guy finger-fucked my ear like it was a pizza and I got a dirty sanchez.
He looked like a caveman, fed me bison meat, and finger-fucked my ear so hard it was like a pizza party.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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