J-Day

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J-Day is when all the potheads, stoners, and weed lovers in New Zealand get together every May 2nd to yell at the government about how stupid the weed laws are. It’s four hours of free music, free weed, and free snacks. The best day of the year for anyone who doesn’t like getting in trouble.
"I’m gonna be high for four hours and not get caught. This is the best day of the year."
"Mom said I can’t go to J-Day because I didn’t clean my room. I’m gonna die."
"I brought my whole class to J-Day. We got free snacks and got in trouble. It was worth it."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Day is when Jordan fans go crazy every month on the 23rd and also on February 3rd. They wear Jordans, listen to rap about Jordan, watch Space Jam, smoke blunts, and act like they’re Michael Jordan. It’s the most embarrassing holiday ever.
"I wore my Jordans to school on J-Day and got in trouble for wearing sneakers."
"My mom said I had to watch Space Jam on J-Day. I cried because it was so long."
"I got a tattoo of Jordan on J-Day and now I can never take it off."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Day is when you skip school or work to sit in a dark room and jerk off for the whole day. No one judges you. You’re just doing what you need to do.
"I told my teacher I had a J-Day and got sent to the principal’s office."
"I skipped school on J-Day and got a detention. But I didn’t care."
"My mom found out I had a J-Day and said I couldn’t watch TV for a week."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Day is when everyone gets to punch a transphobe until they’re knocked out. It’s the most satisfying day of the year for anyone who hates bullies.
"I punched the transphobe on J-Day and got detention. It was worth it."
"My brother beat up a transphobe on J-Day and got a standing ovation."
"I got in trouble for beating up a transphobe on J-Day. But I was happy."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Day is when all the boys try to get laid with girls who have names starting with J. It happens on April 12. Girls don’t get a choice if they’re asked. It’s like a forced date day.
"My name is Jessica and I got asked out on J-Day. I said yes."
"I got asked out on J-Day and said no. My crush got mad and beat me up."
"My name is Jasmine and I had to go on a date with my crush on J-Day. It was the worst day ever."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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