Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fancy way to say Jesus Christ when you're too lazy to use the full name

'J crust, why did you fail math? I swear I did the homework.'

'J crust, I'm gonna fail this test.'

'J crust, I'm gonna fail this class.'

2

What you yell when you're so mad you think Jesus is screaming in your head

'J crust! I'm gonna kill you!'

'J crust! My dog died!'

'J crust! My mom is yelling at me!'

3

A way to curse that feels holy but still smells like burnt toast

'J crust, I'm gonna fail this test.'

'J crust, I'm gonna fail this class.'

'J crust, I'm gonna fail this year.'

4

When you're too tired to be mad but still want to yell at God

'J crust, I'm too tired to be mad.'

'J crust, I'm too tired to do this.'

'J crust, I'm too tired to live.'

5

The word you use when you're too cool to use Jesus Christ

'J crust, I'm too cool for you.'

'J crust, I'm too cool for this class.'

'J crust, I'm too cool for this test.'

6

When you're mad and you think Jesus is mad too

'J crust, I'm mad and you're mad too.'

'J crust, I'm mad and my dog is mad too.'

'J crust, I'm mad and my mom is mad too.'