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A fancy-ass store full of expensive clothes that rich teenage girls wear to look cool and fake.
I spent $200 on a polo because I thought I was rich.
My mom buys me stuff there just to shut me up.
I wear my J. Crew shirt to school and act like I don’t care.
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A store that sells dumb-ass clothes like polos and flip-flops that rich people think are cool.
I saw a guy wearing a J. Crew shirt and he looked like a loser.
My sister spends her allowance there and I hate it.
I went there and the guy behind the counter looked like he had no life.
3
Bunch of loud, stupid girls who drink cheap liquor and scream nonsense in parking lots.
They were screaming ‘dissserrrr…stomach’ like they were in a bad movie.
I saw them drinking 40s in the parking lot and it was gross.
They think they’re cool because they drink and scream.
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A real preppy store, not some fake version of it like A&F or HCo. It has cool stuff like polos and fancy shorts.
I actually like J. Crew because it’s not fake preppy.
The polos there are way better than A&F’s.
My dad buys stuff there and it looks cool.
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A fancy store that sells nice clothes for rich people, not some dumbass kids.
I don’t get why people think J. Crew is for kids.
I saw a rich guy buy a cashmere glove and I was jealous.
The socks there are fancy, but I don’t need them.
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A group of white guys who think they’re the best at everything.
They sit in the back of the class and think they’re cool.
They make fun of me because I’m not white.
They act like they know everything.
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A bunch of people working together to build something, like a stupid project in class.
We were building a bridge and it fell apart.
I had to work with my dumbass brother on this project.
My group built a tower and it fell over.
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