Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A holy mess. Like when God got drunk and started throwing around the Holy Spirit like it was a pizza.

J-Creezy! My math test just exploded.

I called my mom J-Creezy because she yelled at me for eating my brother's homework.

My dog just stole my sandwich. J-Creezy.

2

The reason why your life is a disaster. Like when God gave up on you and just texted you.

J-Creezy! My pants fell off in math class.

I got a D on my test. J-Creezy.

My crush ignored me. J-Creezy.

3

The loud voice of God. Like when He came to Earth and said, 'I’m not going to be quiet anymore.'

J-Creezy! My brother stole my snack.

My mom called me J-Creezy because I failed my test.

I spilled my juice on my shirt. J-Creezy.

4

A divine curse. Like when God took your lunch money and gave it to the devil.

J-Creezy! My dog bit my homework.

My teacher said I was J-Creezy because I drew on the wall.

I got grounded. J-Creezy.

5

The worst day ever. Like when God said, 'I’m going to make your life harder.'

J-Creezy! My phone died in the middle of a video call.

I forgot my backpack. J-Creezy.

My cat knocked over my cereal. J-Creezy.

6

The god of chaos. Like when the universe got a new best friend and it was trouble.

J-Creezy! My dog ate my homework.

I got into a fight with my brother. J-Creezy.

My teacher said I was J-Creezy because I fell asleep in class.