J Crab

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The lawyer who works for that stupid website Something Awful. People think he’s a total waste of space, but somehow he still manages to win cases and keep his job.

"J Crab? That guy got a degree just so he could fail at being a lawyer.", @SomethingAwfulFan1

"He’s the reason I still have my license.", @LawyerHater2000

"He’s like a dog with a bone. He won’t let go.", @JCrabHater2023

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The hottest Overwatch player ever. He plays Junkrat and acts like a little twerp, but he still gets the job done.

"Junkrat is trash, but J Crab is trashier. He’s the best.", @OverwatchFan42

"He’s like a hot guy who acts like he’s a kid in a candy store.", @JunkratHater

"He’s the reason I still watch Overwatch.", @OverwatchAddict2023

by Slangipedia 10d ago