J cone

Current Trending

4 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

1
When you rip a joint so hard it feels like your lungs are on fire and the bong is screaming for mercy
I J coned that joint so fast my roommate thought I was trying to kill him.
That J cone hit me like a brick and I still smell it in my hair.
I J coned the last hit and now my mouth tastes like regret and burnt weed.
2
Putting a joint in a bong and ripping it so hard it’s like your lungs are doing push-ups
I J coned that joint and my chest hurt for the rest of the day.
That J cone was so strong I had to take a break just to breathe.
I J coned it and now my dog is staring at me like I did something wrong.
3
When you stuff a joint in a bong and rip it like your life depends on it
I J coned that joint and my eyes turned into two glowing green lights.
That J cone was so intense I had to sit down and take a sip of soda.
I J coned it so hard my friend asked if I was trying to smoke the bong to death.
xs