J-con girl

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A gross girl who smells like old pizza and thinks being loud in public is a talent.
She screamed my name in the mall like I owed her money.
She tried to flirt with my dad and called him 'honey'.
She wore socks with sandals and still thought she was cool.
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A girl who thinks her bad decisions make her a legend and would let any guy touch her privates for a snack.
She told me she dated three guys in one week and still didn't know their names.
She tried to kiss me in front of my mom and called her 'babe'.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my boyfriend' and had three boyfriends.
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A girl who acts like she’s hot but smells like a gym sock and would let any guy lick her toes for a soda.
She told me she was ‘too good for the school’ and then fell into a puddle.
She wore her pants inside out and still called me ‘honey’.
She tried to start a trend by wearing a hat backwards and called it ‘fashion’.
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