J-Con

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When a nigga tries to look tough by pretending to be scary, just to make another nigga back down like a coward
Yo, I was about to flex my biceps, then he fake-lifted me and I laughed in his face.
He tried to look like a beast, but I saw him in the mirror and I knew he was a chicken.
I said 'Bring it,' and he did a fake punch and ran like he had a std.
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A girl who looks like she came from the bottom of a trash can, and she lets guys lick her boobs like they're free candy
She showed up in a dress that was three sizes too small and smelled like pizza grease.
She let my cousin suck on her tits and didn't even wash her hands afterward.
She had a std and a face like a raccoon, but guys still came running.
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