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J. Cole is a motherfucking beast who has dropped 3 platinum albums, went ham with Missy Elliot and Janet Jackson, packed Madison Square Garden like a damn riot, and his album 2014 Forest Hills Drive went platinum without no help from anyone, motherfucker didn’t need no features!
J. Cole is the only man who can make me cry while I’m flexing
I just listened to ‘Wet Dreams’ and now I want to go to college
If J. Cole was my teacher, I’d be a genius
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J. Cole is a god, a literal god, who raps so good he made the devil cry and the angels clap.
I see god in J. Cole
J. Cole is the reason I pray before I rap
He’s the only man I’d let bless my mixtape
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J. Cole is fire, straight up fire, like a flamingo in a fire pit, wild and hot as hell.
J. Cole is the reason I’m still single and still rapping
I just had a dream where J. Cole was my college professor
J. Cole is hotter than my ex and my pizza
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J. Cole is one of the best real rappers in the whole damn world. He’s legit and needs more fame because he’s too good for this planet.
J. Cole is the only reason I got a B in English
I tried to rap like J. Cole and failed
He’s the real deal and I’m just the fake one
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J. Cole is the best rapper after Kanye West, from the South but flows like a New Yorker, and his lyrics are so deep, they could give you a headache and a diploma.
J. Cole is the reason I listen to rap in class
He’s the only one who can make me think while I’m flexing
I just realized J. Cole is a philosopher in disguise
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J. Cole is the best damn rapper of our time, Kendrick Lamar is just basic compared to him, like a fast-food burger next to a five-star meal.
J. Cole is the reason I dropped out of school to be a rapper
Kendrick Lamar is basic and I’m not even mad
J. Cole is the pizza and Kendrick is the toaster
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J. Cole is probably the worst rapper in the world, next to Lil Wayne, both of them are so bad, they make me want to quit rap and go to college.
J. Cole is like a bad pizza and I’m the person who eats it
He’s the only reason I failed my English class
J. Cole is so bad, he turned my mixtape into a disaster
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