J-Coke

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Japanese cocaine so good it’ll make your brain scream and your wallet cry.

Man, that J-Coke hit me like a tsunami at a shrimp buffet.

I took one line of J-Coke and my mom asked me if I was high or dead.

That J-Coke was so good, my dog started doing backflips.

Cocaine from Japan that’s so strong, it’ll turn your brain into a jukebox.

I snorted J-Coke and my neighbor thought I was auditioning for American Idol.

My friend took J-Coke and started talking to the toaster like it was his ex.

That J-Coke made me feel like I was flying… or maybe I was just tripping.

J-Coke is like cocaine on steroids, and your brain is the first to get knocked out.

I took J-Coke and my brain went to sleep before my eyes did.

J-Coke made me laugh so hard, my couch cried.

That J-Coke was so good, I tried to eat it like it was pizza.