J-Cock

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A meaty tool made from German, Irish, and Black blood. It’s like a cursed mix of royalty and trash.

My cousin’s J-cock is so big, it could beat a priest at chess.

That J-cock is why my grandma still talks about the Irish famine.

He tried to convert me with his J-cock. I’m still mad.

A guy named Joe, Jason, or Jamal with a cock so big it should have its own passport.

Jason’s J-cock is why I can’t focus in class.

Jamal’s J-cock is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

Joe’s J-cock is like a legend in our school.

When you look at something like it’s the worst thing ever but also the best thing ever. It’s like a confused face.

She gave me that J-cock look when I spilled coffee on her dress.

He did the J-cock when I told him I was leaving.

That J-cock look is why I still hate Mondays.

When you’re chill but also showing off your cock like it’s a trophy. It’s like being cool and cocky at the same time.

He was chillin’ but also showing off his J-cock like it was a trophy.

At the party, he was chill but also giving the J-cock.

I was chillin’, but my J-cock was louder than my voice.

A Jewish guy’s cock. It’s how shiksas turn into nice new Jewish girls. It’s like a holy tool.

His J-cock was so holy, it converted my aunt.

That J-cock is why my friend’s mom is now Jewish.

He used his J-cock to convert the entire class.