J Clam

'He cheated on you? I knew it! You're the worst!' said my J Clam while I was still trying to finish my lunch.

My J Clam sent me a group text at 2 a. m. about my ex's new haircut.

They all laughed when I said I was going back to him, but they didn't tell me he was still messaging my J Clam.

My J Clam didn't reply to my text until I posted a picture of my new car.

They showed up at my house when I got a scholarship, but not when I failed my math test.

They called me 'best friend' until I didn't have money for lunch.

They made fun of my hair in the hallway while I was in the bathroom.

My J Clam said I was 'the worst' when I spilled juice on my shirt.

They laughed at my math test until I told them I was going to beat them up.

They said they were my best friend, but they talked about me behind my back.

My J Clam told my ex I was 'annoying' and 'not worth it' when I was still dating him.

They all said they were going to the party with me, but they left me behind.

They said I was 'ugly' when I didn't wear makeup.

My J Clam laughed at me when I wore jeans to the dance.

They all got into the best school, but I didn't because I didn't study.

They were my best friends until they started hanging out with my enemy.

My J Clam said I was 'not cool' when I didn't know what 'cool' meant.

They all turned on me when I got a better grade than them.