J Buffed

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Getting so wasted you actually like Jimmy Buffett songs and don't want to die.
I drank 12 beers and now I can sing 'Margaritaville' without throwing up.
My friend passed out mid-song and I had to finish the album for both of us.
I ate a whole pizza and now I'm doing the conga line in the parking lot.
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Drinking with friends while blasting Jimmy Buffett like your life depends on it.
We turned up 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' and now the neighbors hate us.
I drank until I could sing the whole album and my dog started dancing.
My friend brought a karaoke machine and now we're all fighting over the mic.
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Drinking so much that you think you're in the Keys and not your living room.
I drank so much I thought I was on a boat and not on the couch.
I started yelling 'Come on, Margarita' at my microwave.
I tried to do the twist and fell into the trash can.
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