J-Buff

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A smelly, drunk version of Jimmy Buffett that lives in your fridge and robs your soul.

My J-Buff is so loud I had to call the cops. He also ate my pizza.

I saw my J-Buff in the mirror and he was wearing my socks.

My J-Buff called my mom and said I was a bad kid.

A sweaty, beer-bloated version of Jimmy Buffett who lives in your couch and judges your life choices.

My J-Buff judges my life choices every time I eat cereal for dinner.

I tried to kick my J-Buff out, but he just burped and said, 'You’re not ready.'

My J-Buff called my dad and said I was a disappointment.

A trashy, loud, beer-drinking version of Jimmy Buffett that lives in your brain and makes you yell at strangers.

My J-Buff made me yell at a delivery guy for bringing the wrong pizza.

I tried to ignore my J-Buff, but he started singing in my head.

My J-Buff called my teacher and said I was a bad student.