Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

J-Bree is a brain full of jelly and a mouth full of trash

J-Bree said the sky is green because he saw a green cloud once.

J-Bree thinks pizza is a type of fruit.

J-Bree tried to explain gravity by saying 'it’s just the earth being tired.'

2

J-Bree is like a broken toaster that still thinks it's fancy

J-Bree said the moon is made of cheese because 'it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich.'

J-Bree tried to solve a math problem by throwing confetti.

J-Bree claims he can talk to dogs, but they just laugh at him.

3

J-Bree is the reason why the dumbest people get the most followers

J-Bree posted a video of him eating a sock and called it 'advanced cuisine.'

J-Bree said he can turn water into wine by just yelling at it.

J-Bree tried to be a rapper and just said 'bacon, bacon, bacon.'

4

J-Bree is a human version of a stuck record that only plays dumb songs

J-Bree said the sun is just a giant flashlight.

J-Bree tried to explain time by saying 'it’s when the clock is happy.'

J-Bree thinks clouds are just whales sleeping in the sky.

5

J-Bree is the type of person who thinks the alphabet is just a typo

J-Bree said the letter A is just a lazy Z.

J-Bree tried to write a poem using only the word 'moo.'

J-Bree thinks the word 'banana' is a secret code for 'I like turtles.'

6

J-Bree is the human version of a confused GPS that just says 'turn left, turn left, turn left'

J-Bree tried to give directions by drawing a cat on a map.

J-Bree thinks the Earth is flat and shaped like a taco.

J-Bree said the ocean is just a giant pool with no filter.