J-brake

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When you blow a raspberry on someone's eye or butt, then suck in like a turbo engine, making your partner sound like a broken diesel truck.
My cousin tried a J-brake on my uncle and it sounded like a fartsy engine.
She did a J-brake on me during lunch and I got food all over my shirt.
He did a J-brake on his girlfriend and she laughed so hard she peed her pants.
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You make a raspberry on your partner's eye or butt, then suck in like you’re trying to eat a fart from a diesel truck.
My friend did a J-brake on his mom and she yelled at him to stop making noise.
At the party, I did a J-brake on my crush and he turned red.
He did a J-brake on his sister and she screamed like a baby.
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You blow a raspberry on your partner's eye or butt, then suck in like you're trying to drink a fart from a 18-wheeler.
I did a J-brake on my brother and he said I was the worst.
At school, my crush did a J-brake on me and I got a stomachache.
She did a J-brake on her dad and he said it was the worst thing he ever heard.
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You make a raspberry on someone’s eye or butt, then suck in like a turbo engine, making them sound like a broken diesel truck.
My brother did a J-brake on my mom and she said she was going to kill him.
At the park, I did a J-brake on my friend and he fell over.
She did a J-brake on her brother and he started crying.
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You blow a raspberry on your partner's eye or butt, then inhale like you're trying to eat a fart from a diesel engine.
He did a J-brake on me during class and the teacher yelled at us.
I did a J-brake on my cousin and she laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
At the dinner table, my dad did a J-brake on my mom and it was the worst.
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You do a raspberry on your partner's eye or butt, then suck in like you're trying to eat a fart from a broken 18-wheeler.
I did a J-brake on my sister and she said I was the worst sibling ever.
He did a J-brake on his girlfriend and she got a stomachache.
At the party, my friend did a J-brake on me and I got food all over my face.
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